By Pete Grossman
Here at Infauxtainment headquarters, we occasionally come across something that’s so wacko we wish we would have made it up. Case in Point, Costco.
Recently, we received a Father’s Day promotional email from the big box, consumer warehouse with the subject line “Father’s Day Shopping Made Easy!” Among the things you can get for [...]

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By Giuseppe Cinzano
The American sports fan is getting zapped by Tasers for their obnoxious behavior and it’s about time. Recently, young punks were taken down at a professional baseball game while running out on the field and an obnoxious heckler was brought to his knees with a jolt at golf’s Players Championship. As a result, [...]

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By Pete Grossman
Los Angeles, CA (INS) – With the new Apple iPad making a big splash there’s one app that stands out: the “iShower.”
“We created this app for the iPad because great ideas pop into our heads while we’re showering,” says iShower rep Stan Shpritz. “People use the app at their desks and soon creativity [...]

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By George Held
Tokyo, (INS). Kanichiro Sato, Japan’s Minister of Accountability, announced today that the Government has appointed a committee of corporate executives to consider reinstating the practice of seppuku, or ritual suicide, for business leaders whose firms have behaved dishonorably. In the past, dating to Medieval times, Japanese samurai adhered to a code that required [...]

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By Pete Grossman
Cupertino, CA (INS). Today Infauxtainmnet News Service (INS) has learned that the porn industry is bracing for a boon in business thanks to the iPad.
“The portability and its sexy keyboard with its holder make viewing the screen easy, allowing the user to be focused on the task at hand,” says B.J. Gum, an [...]

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By Bill Britton
Recognizing shifting U.S. demographics, Walmart’s 2010 product line will include useful accessories specifically designed to appeal to the terrorist segment. “This is an important customer group for us,” said Walmart spokesperson Shabaella Fou. “Plus it promises excellent long-term growth.”
The initial offering will be restricted to three products. “We want to see what’s most viable for [...]

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Infauxtainment Reports on This Year’s Top Holiday Gifts
By Pete Grossman
New York, NY (INS) – This holiday season the electronics world is abuzz about two unique gifts for married couples or non-benefit receiving co-habitants.
For the guys – Wife Canceling Headphones. This product, created by a BOSE sound technician is a constant hit at the International CES [...]

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By Pete Grossman
New York, NY (INS) – Now that Black Friday, the holiday that retailers use to lure post-Tryptophan individuals into their stores at ungodly hours to get incredible discounts has passed, its Red Monday. Lesser known that Cyber Monday, Red Monday recognizes how much consumers bled their credit cards dry, just to make their [...]

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By Pete Grossman
Chicago, IL (INS). The Society of Long Objectionable Waiting (SLOW) has recently released it’s time passage evaluations:
Union Minutes: These units have a lot of elasticity. While union minutes can be on the money – such as when to punch out, generally, they can be pretty darn dormant. For instance, if you’re setting a [...]

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By Pete Grossman
Mountain View, CA (INS). A time-honored tradition has virtually come to an end – men observing breasts as women stroll down the streets. Today, with the advent of the smart phone these guys are hunched over their devices, missing an amazing parade of real beauty.
“I used to strain necks so much I sent [...]

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