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By George Held
Tokyo, (INS). Kanichiro Sato, Japan’s Minister of Accountability, announced today that the Government has appointed a committee of corporate executives to consider reinstating the practice of seppuku, or ritual suicide, for business leaders whose firms have behaved dishonorably. In the past, dating to Medieval times, Japanese samurai adhered to a code that required [...]

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By George Held
Detroit, MI (INS). Chrysler Motor Co. announced today a new wrinkle that it hopes will restore the auto maker to profitability. Denton Fender, chief of public relations, told the Detroit Press Club that the company design team has come up with a plan to include dings and scratches on its new cars.
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By Pete Grossman
Greetings! Thanks to you Infauxtainment enjoys it’s 100th posting today! Catch up, check out or dive into all the fun stuff this crazy satire site brings you. Nobody’s safe! Subjects include new products like Jewcosamine, Meeto, Taser 4 Kids, Infauxtwitter and Twitter’s competition,“It!” Catch TV shows like the Latin version of Entourage: [...]

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By George Held
Detroit (INS) – Word that China’s top economic planner, the National Development and Reform Commission (NDRC), might veto the proposed purchase of Hummer by a Sichuan car manufacturer has brought swift reaction here in the United States. In an INS (Infauxtainment News Service) poll, most American responders agreed that Sichuan should stick to [...]

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By Pete Grossman
Wycoff, NJ (IFT) With the travel industry in a tailspin, people aren’t renting cars as much as they used to, so, in an effort to recoup some of their losses, Hertz, Avis, Budget and other rental car companies have installed new computer sensors to register driving habits, allowing them to incur a new [...]

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