By Bill Britton
Special to INS — The Wall Street Journal reports that sales of attack chipmunks increased dramatically in 2009. Apparently more than 270 thousand of the small rodents have been purchased by Americans in response to terrorist threats since 2001. Moose Rodin, president of Incisors-for-Hire©, said that his operation near Waco, Texas trained and sold [...]

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Infauxtainment’s roving reporter and resident shrink answers your questions, dispensing insightful advice you can rely on.
Hey Giuseppe!
I am in quite a rut and I sure could use some help. I guess you could say I was a child star with my own television show for quite a few years. I even made a movie based [...]

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By Bill Britton
Atlanta, GA (INS). CNN president Jonathan Klein expressed dismay at the disappointing results from Saturday’s tsunami. “We had news feeds set up from California to Pango Pango, wherever the heck that is, and what did we get? I’ve seen bigger ripples in my grandson’s wading pool.”
Klein has called a meeting of CNN’s top executives to discuss future tsunami [...]

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By Pete Grossman
Wow! The Onion, my second fave fake news source (after Infauxtainment of course) has come after me. Well, sort of. The guy they’re talking about (see photo left and link below) is a Faux Grossman, well, sort of. That’s not my picture but it is a Peter Grossman, or so The Onion claims. [...]

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By Pete Grossman
Westchester, NY (INS). Infauxtainment News Service (INS) has learned that that dog poop possess special powers. Apparently, it dissolves when it hits the snow as it often disappears.
“Hey, if I can’t see it, it’s not there,” says Dee Ceptive. “Funny, this only happens in the winter. That’s the great thing about this season. [...]

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By Jake Wolowitz
Los Angeles, CA (INS). Mackenzie Phillips is reportedly hard at work on a follow-up to her shocking tell-all memoir, High on Arrival. The new volume – tentatively titled Don’t Hate My Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmother – is said to include grisly descriptions of a drug-addled Phillips exhuming several ancestors’ remains to have sex with them.
“I’d [...]

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Reggie Marries Moose
by Pete Grossman
Riverdale, NY (INS) With all the focus on Archie of Archie Comics fame asking Veronica to marry him, leaving Betty heartbroken and inconsolable, INS (Infauxtainment News Service) has learned that Reggie, Jughead and Moose have been involved in a similar love triangle with Reggie finally asking Moose to marry him.
Victor Gorelick, [...]

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By Pete Grossman
Mountain View, CA (INS). A time-honored tradition has virtually come to an end – men observing breasts as women stroll down the streets. Today, with the advent of the smart phone these guys are hunched over their devices, missing an amazing parade of real beauty.
“I used to strain necks so much I sent [...]

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By Pete Grossman
Greetings! Thanks to you Infauxtainment enjoys it’s 100th posting today! Catch up, check out or dive into all the fun stuff this crazy satire site brings you. Nobody’s safe! Subjects include new products like Jewcosamine, Meeto, Taser 4 Kids, Infauxtwitter and Twitter’s competition,“It!” Catch TV shows like the Latin version of Entourage: [...]

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by Pete Grossman
New York, NY (INS) It used to be called “The Seven Year Itch” when couples reach a point in their lives when they believe they’ll be better off with other partners, but in today’s world with everything creeping up the calendar - Easter candy showing up on the heels of New Years Eve, Halloween items [...]

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