By George Held
Rhinebeck, NY (INS). Now that the wedding of Chelsea Clinton has taken place, among the mysteries shrouding her nuptials in this Brigadoon on the Hudson is why the former First Daughter nagged only her father, President Bill Clinton, to lose 20 pounds before the ceremony took place and not her mother, Secretary of [...]

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by Pete Grossman
Just when you were starting to get into the summer groove during the sweet beauty of July, there’s some killjoy advertising a Back-To-School sale. Case in point, Sony.
Recently the electronics powerhouse featured Justin Timberlake in its big Sunday New York Times color insert with the headline “Bring your media together just in time [...]

Filed under: advertising, books, celebrity, children, government, politics, psychology, school | 3 Comments »

By George Held
Washington (INS). The Senate Committee on Subversive Activities has brought lefthanded marriage into play in an effort to stop a bill legalizing gay marriage. Arguing that no one is more suspect or queer than lefties, Sen. John Kyl (R-OK) introduced his bill to criminalize marriage between two lefthanders.
“If we are going to even [...]

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By Pete Grossman
In an exclusive interview today with INS, (Infauxtainment News Service) Mel Gibson, the Braveheat Beast, the Charismatic Caballero, the Ubermensch of Malibu, admitted that he’s the one who doctored the insidiously incendiary answering machine messages of conversations between he and his former lover, Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his latest spawn.
“Look,” Gibson told [...]

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Infauxtainment’s roving reporter and resident shrink answers your questions, dispensing insightful advice you can rely on.
Hey Giuseppe!
With the school year over here on the east coast, my husband and I are having great difficulty choosing sleep away camps for our five-year-old daughter and our 12-year-old son. Do you have any guidelines or suggestions Josep?
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By Bill Britton
Special to INS — The Wall Street Journal reports that sales of attack chipmunks increased dramatically in 2009. Apparently more than 270 thousand of the small rodents have been purchased by Americans in response to terrorist threats since 2001. Moose Rodin, president of Incisors-for-Hire©, said that his operation near Waco, Texas trained and sold [...]

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By Giuseppe Cinzano
The American sports fan is getting zapped by Tasers for their obnoxious behavior and it’s about time. Recently, young punks were taken down at a professional baseball game while running out on the field and an obnoxious heckler was brought to his knees with a jolt at golf’s Players Championship. As a result, [...]

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By George Held
Somers, NY (INS). Claude Astro, of AstroDividend, the market strategists, has noted a decided trend among disenchanted members and users of social network entities toward dissing them with nicknames that approximate their familiar names. In a new report on this trend, Astro shares with INS (Infauxtainment News Service) some of the new alternate [...]

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Infauxtainment’s roving reporter and resident shrink answers your questions, dispensing insightful advice you can rely on.
Hey Giuseppe!
Hey Giuseppe,
I am stranded alone on a desert island desperate to be found. I have no one to talk to and my bunions are killing me. Last year at this time I was vacationing at an all inclusive singles [...]

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Infauxtainment’s roving reporter and resident shrink answers your questions, dispensing insightful advice you can rely on.
Hey Giuseppe!
First let me begin by offering my most sincere apology for the April Fools column in Infauxtainment.com written by me. I hope you understand things have been rough since someone switched one of my hot dogs with a Jersey [...]

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