GPS Companies Robbing Graves For Celebrity Voices
By Pete Grossman
Hollywood, CA (INS). GPS automobile navigation now lets you be guided by celebrities like John Cleese, Mr. T and Kim Cattrall. Their actual voices call out street names and directions – telling you to make a left or right and incorporating a hybrid of phrases they’re famous [...]
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By Pete Grossman
Guantánamo Bay (INS). If you’re going to torture someone with music, you’d think that the 1970s party killer, Feelings, would be at the top of the list. But no. The government in it’s infinite wisdom used songs from intense, hard driving bands like Drowning Pool, Metallica and NIN (Nine Inch Nails), as well as theme songs from [...]
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by Pete Grossman
Washington DC (INS). The CDC (Center for Disease Control) is injecting the media with as much fear and salesmanship as possible to sell the public on getting vaccinated for H1N1 and the “regular” flu. Taking a cue from infomercial producers, the CDC has turned “For a limited time only!” into “We’re not sure [...]
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By Bill Britton
Japanese carrier All Nippon Airways (ANA) is asking passengers to relieve themselves before boarding its aircraft to reduce weight and thus lower fuel consumption. “A typical human bladder holds up to a liter of liquid and weighs 2.2 pounds,” said CEO Mineo Yamamoto. “Since a Boeing 777 holds 247 people, this would mean [...]
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By Eric Kenning
ROME (INS). Facing spiraling budget deficits, plummeting poll numbers, and stalled careers, California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Pope Benedict XVI have agreed to exchange positions, according to Monsignor Linguini Marinara, a high-level Vatican custodian. He added, while scouring the pope’s private toilet, that the Austrian-born governor and the Bavarian-born pope would meet [...]
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By Pete Grossman
Canaan IS (INS) Abraham the Patriarch is known first as the father of Judaism, then Christianity, then Islam. That’s quite a progeny. To prove his devotion to God he had to bolt from his father’s house into the unknown, sacrifice his only son (who was born from his 90-year-old wife) and circumcise himself [...]
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by Pete Grossman
La Jolla, CA (INS) – Rhonda Byrne who wrote “The Secret” has confessed that the “Law of Attraction” is somewhat deceitful in that it cannot operate without the “Law of Balls” on which it is built.
“Sure you can attract things to you,” says Byrne from her cave in La Jolla, CA, but you’ve [...]
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By Eric Kenning
Los Angeles, CA (INS). Striking celebrities have vowed to continue their nationwide walkout, which began last weekend, and experts say it’s unclear when the gossip producers will return to leading empty lives and doing stupid things. Paris Hilton, now a curator of early medieval Latin illuminated manuscripts at the Morgan Library in New [...]
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By Jake Wolowitz
Los Angeles, CA (INS). Mackenzie Phillips is reportedly hard at work on a follow-up to her shocking tell-all memoir, High on Arrival. The new volume – tentatively titled Don’t Hate My Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmother – is said to include grisly descriptions of a drug-addled Phillips exhuming several ancestors’ remains to have sex with them.
“I’d [...]
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