Astronauts Drugged. Made To Think They Landed On Moon
By Pete Grossman
Houston, TX (INS) Neil Armstrong, the first man to “walk on the moon” who has kept an extremely low profile since his “return to earth” has broken his silence and said he, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins were all fed LSD by the CIA and had their minds controlled, leading them to believe they landed on the moon and walked the surface.
“I feel like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders,” says Armstrong. I still have flashbacks from all the trippin’ I did back in ’69. I tell ya, I walk the moon practically every week I was fed so much acid.”
“I can finally come clean,” says Buzz Aldrin. “Sure I clocked a guy who’s been up my ass all these years about the moon thing being a conspiracy but he was right, so I apologize.”
Hollywood production designers from Disney have also come forth and explained they were coerced into creating a moon environment on a sound stage in Burbank, CA. “We even fooled Walter Cronkite,” an retired set decorator said who wished to remain anaymous. “They threatened to kill our children if we revealed the truth. All 200,000 people who worked on the project from the early 60s have never said a word about this. Now thanks to Woopie Goldberg, we can all come out.”
NASA spokesperson, Luna C. Beam says this is all nonsense and won’t discuss the matter any further. The Flat Earth Society, Aliens Ate My Dingo Syndicate and The Birthers strongly disagree and will continue to assail anything that makes sense.
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