SAVAGE GOING BACK TO WEINER
By Pete Grossman
San “Fransicko” (INS). Conservative, heartfelt, colonoscopy loving talk show host, Michael Savage, is returning to his former, liberal self. The transition involves going back to his old name, “Weiner,” pronounced “Weener” or “Whiner” with the latter being the most likely, as whining is his forte.
“I enjoy whining,” says the newly reformed Weiner. “It’s my right. For instance, check out my web site, www.michaelsavage.com. It looks like I’m selling snake oil because all the good web designers are libs! Now that I’m leaving the dark side my site will look legit – and of course it will espouse my renewed liberal values.”
While President Obama welcomes Savage’s switch, many liberals expressed what Savage has known all along – that they’re elitist, unwelcoming and, of course, guilty – guilty that that they’re elitist and unwelcoming. This was revealed when many left-of-center expressed they don’t want anything to do with Savage. They like hating him – that’s their right.
“I can’t catch a break!” says Savage. “What do these red diaper doper babies want from me? I should suck on the teat of the current Secretary of State? Perhaps her husband’s nipple? Would that make them happy?”
“We just want Savage to know that it’s not going be easy becoming a liberal again,” says old lefty, Gill T. Whan. “He’s just doing this so he can be back in Britain’s good graces and be allowed to travel there again. Once that happens, he’ll leave his newly minted Marxist mates in the cold, and that’ll make him a true Weener.”
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Roast that Weiner!
It’s great to see that Weiner/Whiner Savage is still the same gentle person we’ve come to love.