SAVAGE GOING BACK TO WEINER

By Pete Grossman
San “Fransicko” (INS). Conservative, heartfelt, colonoscopy loving talk show host, Michael Savage, is returning to his former, liberal self. The transition involves going back to his old name, “Weiner,” pronounced “Weener” or “Whiner” with the latter being the most likely, as whining is his forte.
“I enjoy whining,” says the newly reformed Weiner. “It’s [...]

Minnesotan Unaware of Jackson Death

By Bill Britton
Mineappolis, MN (INS) Bleiben Dunkel of Minnesota acknowledged today that he is unfamiliar with late entertainer, Michael Jackson. Contacted at his home in the remote village of Waskish, Dunkel said that his TV screen went blank on June 12. When told that he needed a converter box to receive the new digital TV [...]

Michael Jackson: International Hero, Part II

More Posthumous Praise for the King of Pop
by Ted Cohen
Washington (INS) Now that Michael Jackson has been laid to rest, further praise about him came from top-ranking NAACP National Board member Julian Bond, who spoke of Jackson’s impact on race relations in this country. “Michael gave hope to all people of color that one day they, [...]



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